come on ... i paid $1000 for this haircut ...
y love you y miss you
really no idea what he is talking about ... whatever ... hmmm... cake ...
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whatever ... just keep smiling ...
im so coool
Ciao a tutti!
HOW DARE YOU, YOU STOLEN MY DREAMS AND YALL WAHT YOU CAN IS TALKING ABOUT MONEY I DONT KNOW WAHT I TALKING YES YOU RIGHT WE NEED TO MAKE FRIDAYS FOR FUTURE
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Ich spreche laut und deutlich
Maestà, la Carrozza Gialla dei rifornimenti arriverà solo tra qualche giorno... Il mio Cocò non può aspettare. Vi ordino di ordinare la pappa per tutti da CIBARIO. Tanto arrivano in cavalleria
SO, LETS BUILD A... GIANT BURRITO
BOLLUX BOLLUX BOLLUX UTTER BOLLUX
hi! my name's claudio i have age thirty one.i job in empresario i'm from the city of russia... i like to exercise and run dislike cocinar my family is made up of children and mi wife. ,my pets are fish... my fovorite things is to sing
Conversion rates, Conversion rates, conversion rates!
Have u seen my friend BIDEN?
It's a countdown timer. When it reaches zero in 6 days time, it means you are buggered Mr Johnson No...no...I still don't understand it
Who ate my Sandwich!?
i must pupsen
Can I have some milk please?!
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My thumb hurts
Fucking Supreme Court! Don't worry dear, it'll be alright.
What is the official animal of Pi Day? The pi-thon.
Will you be supporting the Jewish race, Boris? Of course... what time's it on?
Fuck! This guy just tested positive for coronavirus! Yes, Its true... I'll see you in hell Donald. Adeus, estúpida.
Boris Delete them FFS!
hi! my name is spider-man! I am American, I live in New York and I am everyone's friend. My super powers are the characteristics of spiders:I have a super ecrilibrium, a lot of strength and shooting spider webs! 🕷🕸 MY ENEMY IS DE GREEN GLOBLIN!
mom 1.hi cristian 2.fine thank you,and you? 3.of course cristian,i did eggs with rice 4.ok cristian cristian 1.hi mom 2.how are you feeling today? 3.good mom,mom you did me breakfast? 4.ok mom,i will take a shower cristian usually wake up at 7 or 8 in the morning. cristian doesnt have an alarm,because he makes own schedule,cristian eats eggs with rice and fruit cristian talks with the mom and cristian goes with the mom a park cristian 1.hi bro 2.squats,chets pushups and weight 3. bro ,has you a weight 14 kilograms? 4.we train from 2pm to 3pm,remember that henry 1.hi bro 2.bro,what are exercises from today? 3.no bro 4.cristian what time do we training? 5.ok cristian Henry is my friend and my brother Henry has a beautiful personality,he express your ideologies Henry likes the sports and gym He doesn’t have a money for the gym,but train in my house At around 2 o’clock I leave the house and go home for lunch and train with my friend. I usually cook something easy and high in protein. I train with my friend henry,we train arms and legs. We don’t have weight,but we do chets pushups he likes to listen to many types of music in his spare time. He is passionate about what he does and knows. He has a defect and he doesn’t like to be interrupted. Cristian is very crazy, because he doesn’t think the others He thinks things that aren’t for society. He likes to study quantum mechanics and the mysteries of the cosmos. he reads books on philosophy and physics as history of time what time does he study? He study from 4 pm to 8 pm father 1.good nigth 1.ok good nigth He doesn’t usually sleep from reading the characteristics of physics He sleeps after reading what he likes
Hello my name is wendy, this is my life sharing with my family As a child I dreamed of knowing the Disney castle, now I know it because 5 years ago for the first time I left the country and was one of the most wonderful experiences of my life because I shared with my family Besides knowing different cultures and places, I like to share my time with my family, spending pleasant moments is what makes me happy Since I was a child I was instilled with a love for nature, that's why every time we travel somewhere we love to enjoy it Every moment with them is unique, it's wonderful, my life can be summed up in happiness
I like Doritos . Doritos are yummy . I buy Doritos in the store. I don't like cool ranch Doritos . Doritos are not healthy.
Cc
Why did Lexie cross the road? She had heard about the chimkin!
Jakie znowu KU**A spotkanie?!
Helloooooo....
I have always liked nature and recently I had the opportunity to participate in a birdwatching in the reserve of the aguadora here in Bogota. We had to leave very early to see the birds and endure the cold that was a great obstacle during the tour. We used Binoculars, a very large lens and other instruments to see some of the birds and during the tour we could hear the song and the calls of the birds. One of the things I liked most about the tour was that my friends and I were able to see other places in the city and we could see many incredible things that are in nature and that we did not know. It was an incredible experience and I also learned a lot because I didn't know that there were so many species of birds and that many of them are only seen here in the city or its surroundings.
Waar is fazant? fazant? fazant?? Lesbische orgie!
你好!你吃了吗? 我还没。我很饿。。
Al fin en paz... ¿Donde estoy? ¡Sonríe! Que pesado... ¡El sombrero! ¿Por que me he puesto esto? ¡patata! Mira tócalo... Me duelen los pies... Vamos, que me molesta el sol.
Mr Johnson, why do you always wear your tie like that? Well, er, you are a rather attractive lady, Sophie
Who took my bloody crayon!
Cheers Ott!